We warned you yesterday that today would be Universal Children's Day.
Were you to click on the link, you'd discover that this is a United Nations observance, not a pan-Galactic one, the use of the term "universal" notwithstanding.
Today is also Name Your PC Day. If you wish to participate, we suggest that it's best to give your computer a name that it likes, lest it get mad at you. You may be able to throw it out, but it can ruin your life first.
Some of the Usual Suspects proclaim today National Peanut Butter Fudge Day. Perhaps you can give some peanut butter fudge to a child today, but do not attempt to feed any to your PC, even if you have given it a name.
Not enough? Well it is also Teachers' Day in Vietnam and the 65th wedding anniversary of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip.