July 23 is Gorgeous Grandma Day

You youngsters out there may not be too excited about the prospect of celebrating Gorgeous Grandma Day today... but just wait. The idea will grow on you.

If you insist on something else, I suppose you could celebrate National Mosquito Day.

This observance has been recognized by the Smithsonian (from whence this image was filched), although our crack research staff found this Gone-ta-pott.com site first.

Besides, if you really want to celebrate mosquitoes, you can start planning now for World Mosquito Day on August 20.