Chocolate Day. Tell the truth, now, do we really need anything else?
(Oh, yes, today is also Tell the Truth Day. But shouldn't that be every day? Our crack research staff was working on a hypothesis that today's observance is intended particularly for politicians, just so they can remember what telling the truth feels like... but they were unable to find any recent instances of political truth-telling in time for today's deadline.)
Not if I'm trying to tell the truth today.