May 20 is "Be a Millionaire Day"

Which is just peachy.

But where does one find directions on how to get one's own million with which to participate?

Let me save you the trouble of futile web searching: If you look, you will find helpful advice like... save money or watch your expenses. Imagine. Here's a news flash: If watching your expenses will help you be a millionaire, you already are.

But, even without your own million, maybe you can participate today by pretending. Dreams are free. That, indeed, may be the whole idea.