Have you celebrated Teacher Appreciation Week yet?

Today is the last day of Teacher Appreciation Week -- and, if you know any teachers, it's definitely a perfect day to take them out for a cold one to celebrate the completion of still another week dealing with the miserable little bastards, er, fine, upstanding youth of America.

And, as I told you last week, World Teachers' Day is still October 5.

But why wait so long?

If you're some sort of anti-intellectual Philistine and accordingly opposed to buying a round for your local educators, today is also National Twilight Zone Day. I thought about featuring this -- but I couldn't find a clue on the Internet as to why today is National Twilight Zone Day. Maybe next year....